看笑话学英语20:I Am Acting Like a Lady我要表现得象位女士
听笑话学英语:I am acting like a lady我要表现得象位女士
One day when womens dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store， a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece.
一天，远东百货公司的女装大减价，一位看起来很高贵的中年男子想给太太买一件。
But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. He stood it as long as he could; then， with head lowered and arms flailing， he plowed through the crowed.
但是不久他就发现自己被疯狂的女人们挤得不成样子了。 他尽力忍耐着。后来，他低下头，猛烈地舞动着手臂挤过人群。
"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Cant you act like a gentleman?" "Listen，" he said， "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour.
“你干嘛？”有人在尖叫，“你难道不能表现得象位绅士吗？” “听着，”他说，“我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。
From now on， I am acting like a lady."
从现在起，我要表现得象位女士。”
英语单词学习：
1 plow
vi. [农机] 犁；耕地；破浪前进；开路
vt. [农机] 犁；耕；开路
n. [农机] 犁；似犁的工具；北斗七星
eg:He teamed one horse and one cow to a plow.
他把一匹马和一头牛套在犁上。
短语
Plow back [金融] 再投资 ; [金融] 盈余再投资 ; [金融] 把再投资 ; 以利润再投资
plow steel [材] 犁钢
trailed plow [农机] 牵引式犁
furrow plow 铧式犁 ; 铧犁
plow colter 犁刀
moldboard plow 铧式犁
capstan plow 挖沟机
plow into 干劲十足地投入
fire plow 太平犁 ; [林] 防火犁
2 thrill
n. 激动；震颤；紧张
vt. 使…颤动；使…紧张；使…感到兴奋或激动
vi. 颤抖；感到兴奋；感到紧张
eg:I can remember the thrill of not knowing what I would get on Christmas morning.
我记得，在不知道圣诞节早上会收到何种礼物时自己的激动心情。
短语
liver thrill 震颤 ; 肝震颤
Thrill Digger 兴奋挖掘者
aortic thrill 主动脉瓣震颤
Racing Thrill 竞速快感
diastolic thrill 舒张期震颤
A thrill 悸动
thrill vt 激动
Joop Thrill 祖蓓激情
Thrill Pass 单日票
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