Kid Joke(11)
His father sends a small boy to bed. Five minutes later……
“Da-ad……”
“What？”“I‘m thirsty. Can you bring drink of water？”“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”
Five minutes later：“Da-aaaad……”
“WHAT？”
“I‘m THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water？？”
“I told you NO！”If you ask again，I‘ll have to spank you！！“
Five minutes later……“Daaaa-aaaad……”
“WHAT！”
“When you come in to spank me，can you bring a drink of water？”
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