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  A preacher was walking down the street when he notices a little boy trying to ring the doorbell but it‘s just out of his reach. he watches his efforts for some time and walks over to press the the bell. After he pressed it he leveled down to the boy and asked’“Now what?”to which the boy turned and shouted,“NOW WE RUN!!”

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