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自己做好准备
校园里流传着这样的故事：一个学生一次给父母拍了一份电报，上面写着：“妈妈－我所有功课都不及格，被学校开除。让爸爸做好准备。”
两天以后，他收到了回电：“爸爸已准备好。你自己做好准备吧！”
Prepare Yourself
A story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading： “Mom - flunked all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop.”
Two days later he received a response： “Pop prepared. Prepare yourself.”
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