Marriage Joke(81)
Mother：“I‘m afraid our son has decided to take up acting.”
Father：“What‘s so bad about that？”
Mother：“Well，he‘s gotten so big that whenever he appears in a play，he crashes right through the floor.”
Father：“Don‘t worry about it. It’s a stage he‘s going through……”
幽默 笑话本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/84754.html
相关文章
-
英汉幽默故事选读【106】
I'm the Only Driver A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed. "Stop, stop, " a passenger looked out of the window, and...
2019-01-06 英语笑话 -
第100期双语笑话加练习题 我的室友 My Roommate 1003（1）
My roommate was interested in a young man in her English-literature class, but she was too shy to let him know. One day she overheard him say he was on his way to the li...
2018-11-28 英语笑话 -
13. A Pleasant Surprise
A friend of mine had been wanting new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance. Sh...
2018-10-27 英语笑话 -
英语幽默精读【19】I Never Work after Supper
A penny-pinching farmer didn't want his hired hand to stop working. One morning, he told the farmhand, "It's such a nuisance to come in from the field,, wash up for lunch and take time to eat....
2019-01-07 英语笑话 -
12. Youre Not Going to Make it
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in...
2018-10-27 英语笑话 -
英语笑话:神奇的婴儿
导语：笑话让人快乐^_^中西方人的笑点不一样，也许你觉得捧腹大笑的笑话，老外也许还纳闷中：“很好笑吗？”老外笑的掉泪的笑话，我们也许觉得“好冷”。归根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑话也能学到知识哟(*^__^*)&...
2019-01-07 英语笑话 -
趣味幽默双语笑话 临死之时
临死之时Nearing the end, Stanislaw is surrounded by loved ones. As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers, "I must tell you my greatest secret...
2018-11-27 英语笑话 -
笑看两只蟑螂之间的讨论
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. “I was in that new restaurant across the street,” said one. “It's so clean！ The kitc...
2018-12-25 英语笑话 -
趣味图片英语笑话：An empty box 空盒子（双语）
An empty box! Just what I wanted!空盒子！是我想要的！ The birthday of a zen buddhist禅宗的生日 更多 英语笑话、英语小笑话、英文笑话、英语幽默小故事 相关文章和资料，请继续关注 英...
2018-11-07 英语笑话
