爆笑英语幽默笑话精76.Helen’s Glasses海伦的眼镜（英汉双语笑话）
76. Helen’s Glasses
76.海伦的眼镜
Helen’s eyes was not very good，so she usually wore glasses.But when she was seventeen and she began to go out with a young man，she never wore her glasses when she was with him. When he came to the door totake her out，she took her glasses off，andwhen she came home again and he left，sheput them on.
海伦的视力不是很好，所以她通常都戴眼镜。但17岁的时候，她开始跟一个男孩外出约会，约会的时候她从不戴眼镜。每次男孩来到她家门口带她出去，她就把眼镜摘掉，等回家后男孩走了，她再把眼镜戴上。
One day her mother said to her，“But Helen，why do you never wear your glasses when you are with Jim? He takes you to beautiful places in his car, but you do not see anything.”
一天，她妈妈跟她说，“海伦，为什么你跟吉姆在一起的时侯从不戴眼镜?他开车把你带到美丽的地方去，可是你却什么都看不见。”
"Well，Mother，”said Helen，“I look prettier to Jim when I am not wearing glasses and he looks better to me too!”
“不过，妈妈，”海伦说，“我不戴眼镜的时候吉姆就会觉得我更加美丽，而且我也会觉得他更好看。”
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