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外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹07:分苹果(中英)

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Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one,by his Mum. "Share them with your sister."she said.

妈妈给了哈里两个苹果,一个大点儿,另一个小点儿。“跟妹妹分着吃。”妈妈说。

So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started tucking into the large one.

所以,哈里就把小个儿的给了妹妹,自己开始啃那个大个儿的。

"Cor! said  his sister, "If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.”

“哼,”妹妹说,“如果妈妈给了我,我会把大的给你,把小的留给我自己的。”

"Well,"said Harry,"that's what you've got,so what are you worrying about?"

“对呀,”哈里说,“你拿到的不就是小的吗?那你还着什么急呀?”
 

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