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• 两只鸟

  　　Two Birds　　Teacher： Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which？　　Student： I cannot point out but I know the answer.　　Teacher： Please tell...

  2018-12-07 英语笑话

• 角色扮演--双语幽默笑话

  Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound.妈妈：玛丽，你为什么这样大喊大叫的？ 为什么不能像艾迪那样安安静静的玩儿呢？你看艾迪一声儿都不出...

  2018-10-30 英语笑话

• Everything Included

  Ann stared work last summer, so she didn't have a holiday, She saved as much as she could and, in January, she booked a package trip to Ross, in Spain. She left London airport early on the morning...

  2019-01-20 英语笑话

• Golf Joke(6)

  　　Bob and Tom both like to golf. One day Bob went to Tom and said，“Hey look at this great ball！”Tom replied，“What‘s so great about it？”Bob said，“Well if you lose it，it will beep until you find i...

  2018-12-31 英语笑话

• 上帝不聋但奶奶聋

  　　God and Grandma　　 Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began prayin...

  2018-12-25 英语笑话
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  趣味图片英语笑话：a bar 酒吧（双语）

  an italian, a jew and a french man walk into a bar ... this should be fun!一个意大利人，一个犹太人和一个法国人一起走进酒吧……这应该很有趣！ 更多 英语笑话、英语小...

  2018-11-03 英语笑话

• 胜者在哪里？

  　　Where is the Winner　　Customer: This lobster's only got one claw.　　Waiter: I guess he's been in a fight, sir.　　Customer: Well, bring me the winner.　　胜者在哪里？　　顾客：这只龙虾只有一只爪...

  2018-12-06 英语笑话

• 每日一笑(3.7)

  Two Pounds of Plums Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half. Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weigh...

  2018-11-19 英语笑话

• 英语幽默精读【102】I Understand Him

  　　While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard.　　"Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you'...

  2019-01-07 英语笑话

• 每日一笑 (9.16)

  The Sun and the Moon 　　　 　　　One day,a lady talked with her friend saying that the sun is the most 　　beautiful and useful of the celestial bodies. A gentlman...

  2018-11-18 英语笑话