Quote Joke(9)
1. Crack open your briefcase or purse，and while peering inside ask：“Got enough air in there？”
2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering：“Shut up，all of you just shut UP！”
3. Whistle the first seven notes of“It‘s a Small World”incessantly.
4. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
5. On a long ride，sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
6. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral
7. When at least 8 people have boarded，moan from the back：“Oh no，motion sickness！”
8. Meow occasionally.
9. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers“through”it.
10. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your“personal space.”
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