Sport Joke(6)
Preacher decides to skip Sunday services and go to the golf course to hit a few……
When he gets there，he discovers there isn‘t anybody else around，and he has the entire course to himself……
But he does have witnesses……Seems God and Jesus are keeping an eye on him，and they don‘t approve of his church hooky-playing……
“Look at that guy，”Jesus says，“He should be in church instead of out there. C‘mon，Dad，let me hit him with a lightning bolt or something.”
“No，”God says，“I‘ve something else in mind for him. Watch what happens when he makes his next shot.”
Guy sets up a ball，drives it off the tee-It sails 200 yards and lands squarely in the hole.“What kind of punishment is that，Dad？！”Jesus yells，“That has to be one of the greatest golf shots in history！！”
“That‘s right，son，indeed it is……and because he’s alone，he can‘t tell anyone about it.”
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