英语笑话笑死人不偿命68: 渴望爱情(双语)
Thirstin' for Love
渴望爱情
Thurston was in the habit of visiting his girl-friend's apartment from time to time,
沙斯敦经常去他女友的公寓住处，
but always managed to get home at a decent hour with a plausible excuse.
但他总是设法找个理由以免太晚回家。
But this time, both he and his girlfriend had fallen asleep,
但这一次，他和女朋友都睡着了，
and it was 2:00 a. m before Thurston came to.
当他醒来时都已经凌晨两点了，
Thinking fast, he immediately called home,
沙斯敦脑筋一转，立刻打电话回家，
and when his wife answered, panted, "Don't pay the ransom! I've escaped!"
当他太太接电话时，他故意喘着气说：“千万不要付赎金！我已经安全逃出来了！”
本文地址：http://www.dioenglish.com/writing/humor/8579.html
相关文章
-
每日一笑： Can we have our teacher back？(6.4)
Can we have our teacher back？ Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who...
2018-11-18 英语笑话 -
Elderly Joke(37)
Grandpa was driving with his 9-year-old granddaughter and beeped the horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said，“I did that by accident.” She replied，“I k...
2018-12-29 英语笑话 -
据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。
Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you...
2018-11-30 英语笑话 -
趣味幽默图片：爆笑gif：动物界的宫斗剧完超《甄嬛传》
1Because not all animals are cuddly and nice, we present some of our favorite GIFs of animals being complete jerks:所有的动物都是又黏人又温柔?并不是！以下是我们最喜欢的一众混蛋小动物的动图，快来...
2018-11-07 英语笑话 -
外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹46：死在波兰人手里 (中英)
A few nights ago a few friends and I were in a bar, telling all the polish jokes we knew; boy what a feast! Anyway，I ducked into the restroom to sprinkle the old porcelain. While I was in ther...
2018-10-31 英语笑话 -
She was a school teacher
A gentleman was much surprised when the good-looking young lady greeted him by saying， "Good evening." He could not remember ever having seen her before. She evidently realized that she had...
2018-12-27 英语笑话 -
英文笑话:A Japanese Student in America
It was the first day of school and a new student， the son of a Japanese businessman， entered the fourth grade. The teacher greeted the class and said， "Let's begin by reviewing some America...
2018-12-26 英语笑话 -
看笑话学英语46:St Peter's Question圣彼德的问题
听笑话学英语46:St Peter's Question 圣彼德的问题Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one quest...
2018-10-31 英语笑话 -
你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。
一个主日学校校(基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想, 在星期天开办的儿童班)的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在，孩子们，”她说：“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？” “我，老师，”一个小...
2018-11-29 英语笑话
