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  An irritated woman burst into the baker's shop and said""I sent my son in for 2 pounds of cookies this morning, but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest that you check your scales."

  The baker looked at her calmly for a moment or two and then replied""Ma'am, I suggest you weigh your son."

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