Airplane jokes (2)
Airplane jokes(二)
“I‘ve never flown before,” said the nervous old lady to the pilot,“You will bring me down safely, won’t you?
“All I can say ma‘am,” said the pilot, “is that I’ve never left anyone up there yet!”
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