Six? Twelve?

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A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she‘d like a medium pizza， the clerk asked her how many pieces she'd like to have it cut into： six or twelve. “Oh， goodness， six please，” said the blonde. “I don't think I could ever eat twelve.”

一位金发女郎走进一家比萨店，她说想要一个中比萨，店员问她希望把比萨切成六块还是十二块。“噢，天啊，请帮我切成六块。”女郎说，“我可不认为我能吃得下十二块比萨。”

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