本地麻药
A Local Anesthetic
One night an injured man came to the hospital where I am an anesthesiologist． The surgical resident examined him andtold the patient he would be given a local anesthetic before thesu turing began．"Doc！"the patient protesed vehemently．"I don't want a local one．Give me the best． An imported one．"
本地麻药
一天晚上，一个伤员来到我当麻醉师的那个医院。住院外科医生为他做了检查，他告诉病人在缝合伤口之前他得接 受局部麻醉。“医生！”病人激烈地抗议。“我不要本地麻药，给我最好的。要进口麻药。”
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