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他曾发誓要死

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He Swore to Die

"If you refuse to marry me," he swore, "I shall die."

She refused him.

Sixty years later, he died.


他曾发誓要死

“如果你不答应嫁给我,”他发誓,“我就要去死。”

六十年后,他死了。

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