你输了
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You've Lost
On her return from school,little Dolly,aged ten,was pulled on to her Daddy's knee,and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise a little baby brother.She see med glad,and presently said:
"Will you give me a stamp,daddy?I want to write and tell brother Tom."
The father was touched by this,and provided the little lass with the materials to write a letter to her brother,who was away at school.Later,curious to know how she would tell the news,he took an opportunity to read what she had writen.He received something of a shock on reading the following:
"Dear Tom, It's come off today.You've lost;it's a boy."
你输了
放学回到家里,十岁的小多莉被拉过来坐在她爸爸的膝上,她被告知那天仙女们带来了一个大大的惊奇——一个婴儿小弟弟。她似乎很高兴,马上说:
“爸爸,你能不能给我一张邮票?我要写信告诉汤姆哥哥。”
父亲被这话感动了,他为小姑娘提供了给她哥哥写信所需的各种用具,她的哥哥住在学校里。后来,想知道她是怎么报告这个消息的,他找机会读了她写的信。在读到下面这两行字时,他差点儿惊呆了:
“亲爱的汤姆:
“今天结果出来了,你输了;是个男孩。”
本文标题:你输了 - 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事On her return from school,little Dolly,aged ten,was pulled on to her Daddy's knee,and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise a little baby brother.She see med glad,and presently said:
"Will you give me a stamp,daddy?I want to write and tell brother Tom."
The father was touched by this,and provided the little lass with the materials to write a letter to her brother,who was away at school.Later,curious to know how she would tell the news,he took an opportunity to read what she had writen.He received something of a shock on reading the following:
"Dear Tom, It's come off today.You've lost;it's a boy."
你输了
放学回到家里,十岁的小多莉被拉过来坐在她爸爸的膝上,她被告知那天仙女们带来了一个大大的惊奇——一个婴儿小弟弟。她似乎很高兴,马上说:
“爸爸,你能不能给我一张邮票?我要写信告诉汤姆哥哥。”
父亲被这话感动了,他为小姑娘提供了给她哥哥写信所需的各种用具,她的哥哥住在学校里。后来,想知道她是怎么报告这个消息的,他找机会读了她写的信。在读到下面这两行字时,他差点儿惊呆了:
“亲爱的汤姆:
“今天结果出来了,你输了;是个男孩。”
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