外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹97：我是她老爸(中英)
A staid-looking gentleman was upset at the dress of some young people on the street. "Just look at that,” he barked to a bystander. "Is it a boy or a girl?"
一位外表稳重的先生对街上年轻人的打扮颇为不满。“你看看那一个，”他对旁边的人大声叫道:“那是个男孩还是女孩?”
"It's a girl. She is my daughter.”
“是女孩，那是我女儿。”
"Oh, forgive me，”apologized the man.
“噢，请原谅,”那位先生道歉说。
"I didn’t know you were her mother.”
“我不知道你是她母亲。”
“I’m not，” snapped the bystander. "I’m her father.”
“我不是她母亲，”那个人怒气冲冲地说:“我是她老爸。”
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