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- 21. Ive Just Bitten My Tongue
- "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Cause I've just bitt...
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- 51. The Story of a Snail
- When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room, he was asked what c...
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- 82.A Man Who Said No
- A friend of mine noticed a man staggering about in the Times Square subway station. A well-dressed Wall Street type, his coat...
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- 109.A Wild Guess
- Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principle of water displacement. He told...
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- 22. Job Technique
- Vacationing on the island of Oahu, we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to show up. A man, obviously not with o...
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- 23. A Bad Doctor
- a man walked into a doctor's examining room. "put out your tongue," the doctor said. the man put out his tongue and the...
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- 24. Saving Grace
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vacationing in hawaii, my husband and i went out to dinner one night at one of its finest restaurants - when presented with t...
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- 25. A Woman Who Fell
- it was rush hour and i was dashing to a train in new york city's grand central terminal - as i neared the gate, a plump, middl...
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- 26. My water Thinks So
- Reading water meters in an unfamiliar part of town, I came upon a house with no number. Then I noticed an elderly man gardenin...
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- 27. A Plumber
- My daughter Judy, who works for a plumbing company, found herself in need of a plumber at home. When she got to work, she aske...
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- 28. A Tough Teacher
- A school teacher friend of mine injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. On his firs...
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- 29. Im a Police Officer
- when my husband, jack, was a police officer, he once approached a home guarded by two ferocious dogs. they lunged at the scree...
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- 30. A Business Trip
- on a business trip to india, a colleague of mine arrived at the airport in dilhi. he took a taxi to his hotel, where he was gr...
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- 31. Get a Job
- One day shortly after I had come home from college, my father was outside doing yard work. He found a baby bird under a tree...
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- 32. 12 Post Cards
- my teen-age daughter was preparing to return home after having visited her grandparents for a few weeks one summer. her grandf...
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- 33. A Stubborn Horse
- The great novelist had gone mad, but now there seemed to be some hope for his recovery. For six months, he had been sitting at...
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- 34. Looking for a companion
- A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: ' I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and...
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- 35. My Roommate
- my roommate was interested in a young man in her english-literature class, but she was too shy to let him know. one day she ov...
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- 36. I Cant Stop Now
- The woman ahead of me in a long line at the department of motor vehicles was reading a paperback romance novel. I inched alon...
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- 37. The Big Baby
- "you'll have to take care of the baby today," a woman told her husband . " i'm not feeling well." "then you must stay in be...
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- 38. Pears and Plume
- i bought some pears at my local supermarket. at the checkout counter the cashier commented, "oh, dear, i've charged you for pl...
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- 39. She Is Left-handed
- A married couple, both avid golfers, were discussing the future one night. "Honey," the wife said, "if I were to die and you w...
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- 趣味英语知识
- 猫有好几个爱称,譬如puss和kitty. puss是来自荷兰语(dutch)和德国南部(low german)的方言,是模仿猫的呼噜声(imitative of the spitting noi...
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- 1. Two Tickets Please
- a young man was in love with a girl. at one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. when they were at the ticket box, th...
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- 2. Ill Keep it on My Floor
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my 16-year-old son, jeff, is a boy any parent would be proud of --until you see the floor of his room, covered with layers of...
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