Bring me down
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"I've never flown before," said the nervous old lady to the pilot. "You will bring me down safely, won't you？"
"All I can say ma'am," said the pilot, "is that I've never left anyone up there yet！"
“我从来没有飞行过,”紧张不安的老太太对飞行员说。“你会安全地把我带到地面上的,是不是？”
飞行员回答到:“夫人,我敢肯定的是,我从来没有把人留在天上过！”
Haircut repair
Two barbershops were in hot competition. One put up a sign that read: Haircuts for seven dollars.
The other put up one that read: We repair seven dollars hair cuts.
两家理发店竞争非常激烈。一家挂出一个牌子,上面写着:剪发七美元。另一家也挂了一个牌子出来,上写:我们修补七美元的剪发。
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