Can't milk a car
"I don't want a car," said the farmer to the salesman, who has been trying to sell him a car for an hour. "I need a new cow."
"But you can't drive a cow," said the salesman.
"True. But I can't milk a new car, can I?"
“我不想买车,我需要一头奶牛。”农夫和推销员说。这个推销员已经喋喋不休的说了一个小时,就是想让农夫买辆车。
“但是你没法开奶牛啊,”推销员说道。
“我是不能。但是车也不能挤奶,是不是?”
Baggage
John at the airline counter is talking to a staff member.
"I'd like this bag to go to Berlin, this one to California, and this one to London," he says.
The staff member says, "I'm sorry sir. We can't do that."
John says, "Yes you can. That's what you did last time."
John正在航空公司的柜台那儿和一个服务员说话。
“我要把这个包裹带去柏林,这个带去加利福尼亚,这一个带去伦敦,”他说道。
服务员说:“很抱歉,先生,我们办不到。”
John说:“你们能做到的。你们上次就是这么干的。”
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