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Whose Son Is the Greatest谁儿子伟大

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    The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor.'"

    The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency.'"

    "My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence.'"

    The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds," she said, "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God.'"

    四个神职人员的母亲聚在一起谈论自己的儿子。“我儿子是个牧师,”第一个骄傲的母亲说,“当他走进一个房间时,人们会说,‘您好,牧师。”

    第二个母亲接着说,“我儿子是个主教,当他走进一个房间时,人们会说,‘您好,主教阁下。”

    “我儿子是红衣主教,”第三个母亲继续,“当他走进一个房间时,人们会说,‘您好,尊敬的红衣主教。”

    第四个母亲想了一会儿,说:“我儿子身高6尺10,体重300磅,当他走进一个房间时,人们都说,‘哦,我的上帝!”

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