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外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹185:地球的形状(中英)

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Teacher: What’s the shape of our earth, Henry?

老师:“地球是什么形状的?亨利。”

Henry: It's round.

亨利:“圆的。”

Teacher: Well,how do you know it is round?

老师:“好,你是怎么知道的?”

Henry: All right, it's square then. I don't want to start an argument about it.

亨利:“那就是方的好了,我可不想为此与你争论。”


 

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