外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹182:玩具娃娃(中英)
Bobby: Billy broke my new doll!
鲍伯:“比利弄坏了我的玩具娃娃。”
Mum: How did he do that?
妈妈:“他怎么弄坏的?”
Bobby: I hit him over the head with it.
鲍伯:“在我用玩具娃娃打他头的时候。”
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