外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹186：导盲犬(中英)
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog cocked its leg, then urinated on its owner. Calmly, the blind man reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog. A passerby who'd seen everything remarked: "That’s extremely tolerant of you, especially after what he just did.”
一个盲人和他的导盲犬站在十字路口上正等着过马路。这时那个一导盲犬把腿抬了起来开始小便，毫无疑问盲人的裤子湿了。但是这个盲人却平静地从口袋里拿出了一块饼干给狗吃。一个过路人对此很不解地说道:“你的脾气真好，那条狗都作了这样的事情你还拿饼干给它。”
"Not really，”came the reply. "I’m just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him in the nuts.”
“不是这样的。”盲人回答说:“我只是想知道它的嘴在哪里，这样我就可以踢它的屁股。”
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