他吃午饭去了，我是圣卢卡斯。
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: “Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?'”
“Yes,” the professor answered. “When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee did not see it so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now.”
“Well,” said the gatekeeper. “That is a very minor sin. You may enter.”
“Thank you very much, Saint Peter, ”the professor answered.
“I’m am not Saint Peter,” said the gatekeeper. “He is having his lunch break. I am Saint Lucas.”
一位著名的外科教授死后去了天堂。来到天堂之门，门卫向他提了个问题：“你曾犯下什么由衷懊悔的罪过吗？”
“犯过。”教授回答，“我年轻时，在圣卢卡斯医院做实习生，和社区医院踢了场足球赛。我还进了个球，之前已经越位了，可裁判没看清，最后这个球让我们赢下了比赛。我到现在还懊悔。”
“行，”门卫说，“这是个挺轻的罪过，你可以进来了。”
“太谢谢你了，圣彼得。”教授说。
“我不是圣彼得，”门卫说，“他吃午饭去了，我是圣卢卡斯。”
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