英语幽默小故事带翻译：Mother no’s best 母亲最知情（中英双语）
17.Mother no's best
17·母亲最知情
Conversation between mother and child:
以下是毋亲和孩子的对话:
"Can I have a chocolate-chip cookie?"
“我能吃块巧克力甜饼吗?”
"How do you ask?"
“你怎么说话呢?”
"May I have a chocolate-chip cookie?"
“您能让我吃块巧克力甜饼吗?"
"What do you say?"
“你说什么?”
"May I please have a chocolate-chip cookie?"
“请您允许我吃块巧克力甜饼吧?”
"No. It's too close to supper."
“不行，马止就要吃晚饭了。”
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