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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事171:你占了我的位置

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那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事

"Excuse me. but the seat you've taken is mine."
“请原谅,你占了我的位置。”

"Yours? Can you prove it?"
“你的位置?你能证明这点吗?”

"Yes, I put a cup of ice cream on it."
“能,我在座位上放了杯冰激凌。”

单词&词组 delight 快乐,高兴,喜悦
hopelessly 无望地,绝望地
adjoin 邻接,毗连
mayhem 伤害罪之一种,故意的伤害罪
ensue 跟着发生,继起
proclaim 宣布,声明,显示,显露
slash 猛砍,鞭打,砍伤
discount 期口
entrance 入口,门口,进入

知道不知道

律师的说法有多少种

lawyer也是attomey, solicitor, banister,counselor(or counselor),advocate等的通称。
attorney代理人、(小)律师、讼师、辩护士。用法:an attorney
represents his client一律师代表当事人,美式英语用法。早期在英国指检察总长;在美国则为司法部长。
solicitor英国一初级律师:美国一法务官
barrister英国一大律师、辩护士
counsellor(or counselor)英国一大律师、私人顾问:爰尔兰、美国一辩护士
advocate辩护士、代言人、拥护者、提倡者
The Bar(法庭中的)围栏:律师职、律师界
 

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