外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹199：我们会在九点到五点之间到达(中英)
A Russian fellow has saved and saved and finally can purchase an automobile. He goes to the state store to order his car and is informed that it will be delivered in ten years. The man then asks:
一个俄国人不停地攒钱，最后他终于可以买车了，他来到了国营百货店订汽车，却被告之:汽车io年后才会送到，于是这个男的问:
"Will it be here in the morning or the aftermoon?"
“会在上午还是下午送到?”
"Why are you concerned? It’s quite some time from now.”
“你有什么可以担心的呢?从现在起还很长的一段时间呢。”
"Because the plumber is coming in the morning.
“因为管子工会在早晨到。”
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