非常感谢在你飞机上的两次旅行
When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.
George had a friend. His name was Mark. One day George offered to take Mark up in his plane. Mark thought, "I've travelled in a big plane several times, but I've never been in a small one, so I'll go."
They went up, and George flew around for half an hour and did all kinds of tricks in the air.
When they came down again, Mark was very glad to be back safely, and he said to his friend in a shaking voice, "Well, George, thank you very much for those two trips in your plane."
Gerogy was very surprised and said, "Two trips?"
"Yes, my first and my last," answered Mark.
当乔治三十五岁的时候，他买了一架小飞机，并学会了飞行。他很快就成了很好的驾机做各种各样的动作。乔治有一个朋友。他的名字叫马克。一天乔治提出在他的飞机上做标记。马克心想，“我曾经坐过几次大飞机，但是我从来没有做过小的，所以我会去的。”升空后，乔治飞了有半个小时，在空中做了各种各样的动作。当他们降落的时候，马克很高兴能够安全返回，他用颤抖的声音对他的朋友说，“好了，乔治，非常感谢在你飞机上的两次旅行。”乔治非常吃惊地说，“两次飞行？”“是的，我的第一次和最后一次，马克回答道。
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