英语幽默小故事带翻译：Child’s imitation 孩子的模仿（中英双语）
36.Child's imitation
36.孩子的模仿
The kindergarten class I teach was excited about the February assembly,where they would participate by reciting a portion of Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.One morning a student rushed into class shouting,"Mrs.michaels,Mrs.Michaels!I told my mommy and daddy the spaghettisburg address."
幼儿园大班的每个孩子都特别喜欢“二月聚会”，会上他们可以参加背诵一段林肯在哥德斯坚的讲演。有天早晨，一个孩子冲进班里大声喊到:“米切尔太太，未切尔太太！我给我妈妈爸爸做了次斯拜戈蒂讲演.”
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