爆笑英语幽默笑话精112：Perfect Match绝配（英汉双语笑话）
112.Perfect Match
112.绝配
A wealthy matron was so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decided to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters tried to match the shade，but none came close enough to satisfy the eccentric woman.
一位富婆为拥有一只珍贵的古玩花瓶而深感骄傲，以至于她竟要把卧室漆成与花瓶同样的颜色。几名油漆匠试图调出这个底色，但是谁也没有能令那位怪癖的妇女满意。
Eventually, a painter approached who was confident he could mix the proper color. The woman was pleased with the result, and the painter became famous.
最后来了位油漆匠。他非常自信能调出那种颜色。那妇女对他的成果非常满意，油漆匠于是一举成名。
Years later,he retired and turned the business over to his son. "Dad，”said the son，"there’s something I've got to know. How did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly?”
多年以后，他退休了，生意也交给儿子。“爸，”儿子说，“有件事我得弄清楚，您是怎样使墙的颜色与花瓶配得那么绝的?”
"Son，”the father replied，“I painted the vase."
“儿子，”父亲回答说，“我漆了花瓶。”
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