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外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹205:为什么选择学医(中英)

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A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumbertype things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.

一个医生家的水管子裂了,他叫来了一个管钳工人。工人到后,打开工具箱,在管子上弄了几下,别人也搞不清他都做了些什么,然后,就递给了医生一张600美元的帐单。

The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don’t even make that much as a doctor!" The plumber waited for him to finish and quietly said, "Neither did I when I was a doctor.”
 

医生问:“太可笑了,我做医生也没挣这么多钱啊!”管钳工人等着拿钱时,礼貌地说:“我当医生的时候,也没想到会这样。”

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