爆笑英语幽默笑话精108：I Don't Know Her我还不认识她呢（英汉双语笑话）
108. I Don't Know Her
108.我还不认识她呢
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench，passionately kissing.
一对夫妇在公园里散步，发现一对年轻的男女坐在一条长凳上深情接吻。
"Why don’t you do that”said the wife.
“你为什么不那么做呢?”妻子说。
“Honey，”replied her husband，“I don’t even know that woman.”
“亲爱的，”丈夫回答说，“我还不认识那个女子呢！”
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