经典幽默故事 四
New Discovery（新发现）
A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building， he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed， lights flashed， and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator.
Blinking in amazement， the hillbilly drawled， "I should have brought my wife！"
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一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走进一座大楼，看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间。房间的门随后关上，有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿，门开了，电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。
乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛，慢吞吞地说：“我应该把我的老婆带来！”
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