趣味图片英语笑话:Nazi treasure纳粹分子的财富(双语)
hey,dude ...if you get your lady friend to rub up against my little stump,i'll tell you exactly where a nazi treasure has been buried in these woods ...
嗨,哥们,如果你能让你的女朋友接近我的小树桩,我就告诉你一个纳粹分子的财富就埋在这些木头里
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