那男的说我决定开家分店
A man was standing at a corner, with a hat in each hand, waiting for handouts. A passer-by stopped and dropped a coin in one hat, then asked, "What's the other hat for?"
"Business has been so tremendous lately. " the man replied. " that I decided to open a branch office . "
有个男的站在街角，每只手上拿顶帽子，等人施舍。一位路人停下来，往一顶帽子里投了枚硬币，然后问：“另一顶帽子是干吗用的？”
“最近生意太火了，”那男的说，“我决定开家分店。”
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