外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹281：吉姆的历史考试(中英)
Aunt: How did Jim do his history examination`?
姨妈:吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样?
Mother: Oh, not at all well，but there，it wasn’t his fault. Why, they askedhim things that happened before the poor boy was born.
母亲:唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事情。
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