趣味图片英语笑话:Greg 格林格(双语)
to be more efficient, i always eat lunch while i'm on the toilet!
为了效率更高,我经常在厕所吃饭!
it would have been more sensible to focus on greg's vast knowledge of windows
关注格林格的windows知识更明智
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