那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事55：盲人开车
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Blind driver
盲人开车
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it is safe to cross thestreet.I was crossing with a co-worker of mine,when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.I explained that it signals to blind people when the light is green. She responded, appalled, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?"
当行人可以安全过马路的时候，马路拐角处的指示灯就会发出响声。我正和一位同事一起过马路，她问我知道不知道这响声是干什么用的。我说，这是给盲人的绿灯信号。她胆战心惊地问：“盲人究竟为什么要开车？”
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