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趣味图片英语笑话:elite 精英(双语)

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how inspiring!

太激动了!

wow! sick smell of b.o.!

哇!狐臭的恶心味

two different reactions to being in the company of the world's intellectual elite

当成为全球公司的精英时的两种不同反应

 

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