今晚再睡着时穿上它们吧
There was a wife who told her husband, "Last night I dreamed you bought me a mink coat（貂皮大衣） and a diamond ring."
The husband put down his newspaper and said, "Fine! Tonight go back to sleep and wear them."
有一个妻子告诉丈夫，“昨天晚上我梦见你给我买了一件裘皮大衣（貂皮大衣）和一个钻石戒指。”丈夫放下报纸说，“很好！今晚再睡着时穿上它们吧。”
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