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趣味图片英语笑话:banker 银行家(双语)

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of course i want to go home with you huge empty apartment, where you, a 46-year-old investment banker, live with completely bare white walls. and the fact that you have been divorced three times isn't necessarily a bad thing...

我当然想和你一起回空空的公寓,而你呢,一个46岁的投资银行家,和白色的墙生活在一起,并且你已经离过三次婚了这个事实还未必是件坏事

regina had absolutely no psychopath filter

里贾纳绝对没有精神病患者过滤器

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