英语幽默漫画带翻译:我的腿好看吗?(双语)
Fat broad: Would you say I had “great legs” or “legs to die for”?
胖妞:你会说我有“美腿”还是“大长腿”?
Peter: Ah…both?…
彼得:啊…?…都、都有吧~
Fat broad: Thank you.
胖妞:谢谢。
Peter: “Whew” For a minute there, I had visions of being kicked to death.
彼得:“哟!”一会儿,我被踢死的。
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