Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the...
His father sends a small boy to bed. Five minutes later…… “Da-ad……” “What？”“I‘m thirsty. Can you bring drink of water？”“No. You had your chance. Lights out.” Five minutes l...
son: is it true, dad, i heard that in some parts of africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?儿子：爸爸，听说在非洲的一些地方男人在结婚前根本不认识他的妻子。dad: that happens in ev...
New Discovery（新发现） A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building， he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed， lights flashed，...
A woman answered her front door and found two boys holding a list. "Lady," one of them explained, "we are on a treasure hunt, and we need three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and a piece of...
Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city.
Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and
a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the
time, please?" Afte...
HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY AND DRIVE OTHER PEOPLE INSANE Submitted by Jonalee Echols from Bullard Texas. 1. Page yourself over the intercom. Don‘t disguise your voice. 2. F...
