外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹313：老虎来了(中英)
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance，running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of" Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. 'The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims，"Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"
两个男人正在穿过丛林，突然，一只老虎出现在远处，向他们冲来。这时其中的一个人从包里拿出一双“耐克”跑鞋，开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说，“你以为穿上跑鞋就可以跑得过老虎吗?”
His friend replies: "I don’t have to outrun it，I just have to run faster than you.”
他的朋友回答道:“我不用跑得过它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”
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