趣味图片英语笑话：first spaceflight太空飞行（双语）
Are we there yet? I have to pee!
我们还没到吗?我要撒尿!
It turned out to be a mistake bringing kids on the first spaceflight to Mars
结果证明第一次太空飞行带上孩子是错误的
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