英语幽默小故事带翻译：Got a black eye 遭白眼儿（中英双语）
123. Got a black eye
123.遭白眼儿
On a family vacation in "Texas，my brother-in-law Mike exhibited the exuberance of a tourist. At a diner，he and his brothers ordered cheeseburgers When his meal arrived，the first thing Mike noticed was its size.
一次，我们全家到德克萨斯去度假。姐夫迈克，好像是最有活力的旅游者。吃晚饭的时候，他为大家要了吉士汉堡包。当汉堡包被端上来后，迈克注意到的第一件事就是汉堡包的个儿挺大.
"Wow，“he exclaimed，"everything is bigger in Texas !”
“噢，”他喊道:“德克萨斯的每样东西都比其他地方的大。”
As he lifted the burger to his lips，his eyes met the cold stare of a 300-pound waitress.
就在他拿起汉堡要吃的时候，他的眼睛注意到了送汉堡的女服务员那冰冷的眼光。她足有三百镑重。
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