Snake Talk Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other， "Are we poisonous snakes？" The other replied， "You're darn right we're poisonous！ We're rattlesnakes（响尾蛇）。 Why do you...
Two Hermits
Two hermits lived in a cave far from civilization. One day a little dog ran past the entrance to the cave.
Six months later one hermit said to...
Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Which is how I got pulled over by a highway...
My daughter Judy, who works for a plumbing company, found herself in need of a plumber at home. When she got to work, she asked that a plumber be sent. For several days...
“And here‘s Moses Kiptanui，the 19 year old Kenyan，who turned 20 a few weeks ago.”（David Coleman） -“Its a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs”（David Coleman） -“We now have...
The new army recruit was serving his first guard duty. He did his best for a while but about 5 a.m. she went to sleep. When he opened his eyes he found the day officer standing before him. Rem...
Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son. 儿子：爸...
One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace. When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a...
A pious（虔诚的） believer was very serious in his spiritual cultivation. He went to church every Sunday and never missed a ceremony or a baptism（洗礼）. One day, he went to see th...
