每日一笑：Two Hermits (6.22)
Two hermits lived in a cave far from civilization. One day a little dog ran past the entrance to the cave.
Six months later one hermit said to the other one, "That was a cute little black dog."
One year later the other hermit said, "It wasn't a black dog; it was a white one."
Eight months later the first hermit jumped up and exclaimed, "If we're going to have this constant bickering, I'm leaving."
两个隐士
两个隐士住在远离世间的一个山洞里。 一天，一只小狗从他们居住的洞口跑了过去。
六个月以后，一个隐士对另一个说，“那是一只可爱的小黑狗。”
一年以后，另外那个隐士说：“那不是一只黑狗，它是白色的。”
八个月后，第一个隐士跳起来，嚷道：“如果我们还要进行这种无休止的争论的话，我就离开这儿。”
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